Self Portrait

Rueby Tuesday by Carlos and Jean Aleman

Reuben wanted to follow up on Dr. Phil's advise, so he went back to his cabin and his life of isolation. In order to comfort himself after his separation from Oprah, Reuben sought solace in painting, which had long been a passion of his, but which he had not had time to pursue.

His first major work is "Reuben's self-portrait." He modelled the painting after the work of his namesake, the great Rubens, whose life and work Reuben spent time studying in his youth. He took care to match the subtle light and shadows of the master.

Upon hearing of the piece, art critics from around the country praised the work. "Magnificent," said one. "Absolutely mesmerizing," raves another.

Reuben is so happy with his new-found profession that he forgets Oprah completely.