Hydrant Premiere

Rueby Tuesday by Carlos and Jean Aleman

At long last, Reuben's film, "The Hydrants of Canine County" is complete! The public has been holding its collective breath waiting for this movie. The critics have been very enthusiastic about it, and there has already been Oscar buzz surrounding Reuben's performance, which is rumored to have been absolutely brilliant. Even those who have accused Reuben in the past of being simply an action star have confessed that he has done a fine job in his first romantic role.

Audiences around the country are flocking to the movie. Lines stretching on for blocks have been reported. Authorities are cracking down on scalpers who have sold tickets for as much as $200. Reuben himself has had to speak out against such activities, for he would like as many fans as possible to see his film.

Comments from Original Blog:
Oprah said... [still investigating authenticity]
I was offered a bootleg copy of the film while travelling in Asia last weekend, but refused knowing that would affect the box office sales of Ruben's film. We'll be addressing this growing phenomenon in an upcoming show with Ruben as our special guest. Be sure to watch!
11:49 AM

Carlos said...
Can't wait to see Reuben on the Oprah show!!!!
9:51 AM