Reuben on Dr. Phil

Rueby Tuesday by Carlos and Jean Aleman

Oprah took pity on Reuben and his obsession with her, so she called on her good friend Dr. Phil to help Reuben with his problem. Dr.Phil had heard about the extremity of the problem, so he was reluctant to appear with Reuben. But, after much coaxing from Oprah, Dr. Phil agrees to counsel Reuben.

Dr. Phil: Now Reuben, you know that your constant need to be around Oprah is not healthy, don't you?

Reuben: Yes, Dr. Phil. But I cannot resist the urge to be near her. She is such a wonderful person.

Dr. Phil: But Reuben, don't you see that you're a wonderful person in your own right? You have accomplished so much in your lifetime. You are an athlete, a director, an actor and a poet. How many doggies can say that they've done as much with their lives as you've done with yours?

Reuben: You're right, Dr. Phil. But how do I rid myself of this need to be with Oprah?

Dr. Phil: Reuben, you have to remember that you are your own person. You have a great deal of worth in your own right. You must move on with your life. Think about your accomplishments. Stop defining your self worth through someone else.

Reuben: Thank you Dr. Phil. You have been so helpful.