Reub-tila the Hun

Rueby Tuesday by Carlos and Jean Aleman

As Reuben continued to trace his roots, he discovered many amazing details about his ancestry. One of the most incredible facts he uncovered was that one of his ancestors was actually the pet of Attila the Hun. In fact, the dog was such a prized companion of the great warrior that Reub-tila, as he was named, was given his own army of warrior Shih-Tzus to fight alongside their human counterparts. Together, Reub-tila and Atila set about forming one of the most formidable armies of the time, even striking fear in the mighty Roman empire.

Sadly, historians have failed to record the exploits of these noble warrior dogs, but, thanks to a strong oral tradition, the conquests of Reub-tila and his armies have carried on.

WMD

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Rueby Tuesday by Carlos and Jean Aleman

Deep in the heart of the Florida Everglades. the government has been working on a weapon more lethal than any other ever developed, a weapon of mass digestion. The project has been shrouded in secrecy, and it is only recently that the public has been made aware of these experiements.

One of the doggies recruited in the development of this weapon has decided to come out and reveal his shocking story to everyone. Fearing for his life, he has asked that his identity be concealed. After agreeing to his demand for anonimity, he demonstrates this most powerful weapon.

The doggies recruited for the project underwent rigorous training, including tongue exercises and mouth calisthenics. They were also fed a special diet designed to increase tongue size and speed.

Once the government discovers that their secret experiements have been revealed to the public, they decide to close down the project. For now.

Musical Rueben

Rueby Tuesday by Carlos and Jean Aleman

Drawing on his celebrity status, Reuben decides to form his own rock band. He calls the band Toxic Sludge, and sets about finding a manager. He discovers that no one is interested in the band, so he becomes the manager/lead singer/lead guitarist.

The band works for many months before finally releasing their self-titled album "Toxic Sludge." The title track soon becomes a hit and the band gains a world wide following.

Reuben is encouraged by the band's success, so he decides to go on a world tour. He spends the next several months travelling throughout North America, Europe, Asia, Antarctica, Australia and Iceland. He is exhausted, but Reuben enjoys the time he spends playing his music and meeting his fans.